Dino's Guide to
Ultima VIII - Pagan

STORIES TO MAKE CHILDREN SLEEP
by Brother Grim

Jelly was a lad who was so hard to please, nothing would he eat, except for plates full of cheese!
His obsession was strange and no one knew why. He swore cheese was his meal till the day that he died.

His father, a strong man who was hearty and pink, was at his wits end, and driven to drink.
He would stay at the tavern, and tell of his woe, on cheap tankards of grog his money he'd blow.

'My son, a good lad, though a little bit chunky, has turned into a ravenous limburger junky!'
'All my land and my